me as fruit
you as fruit
me as fruit
you as fruit
(Source: circumcisions, via wheatthinsstix)
❁◕ ‿ ◕❁ i am so fucking disgusting ❁◕ ‿ ◕❁
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“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
(via fairyprncess)
after stealing your girl.
I pass her to my bro
you go curry
warriors nation. Bay areaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
LMAOOOOO
(Source: 7oh3rd, via toadornandbeadorned)
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You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
(Source: glial, via diesel7625)
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
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‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.
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